The Money Map

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You can easily start these businesses. Making the money is the hard part. The consistency.

If you find something that actually speaks to you, do it. But don't start any of these if you don't think you'd even like doing it, because you're not gonna put in the effort the money actually requires.

That's what happened to me. I did the AI website business, and I made some money, but it wasn't easy money. I had to keep doing the thing I didn't want to do, which was cold calling. So I stopped, and the money stopped with me. That's not the business failing. That's me.

So here's the map. Four things. Two of them have paid me, one of them is a floor, and one of them is at zero, and the zero stays on the page.

Websites for local businesses

AI does most of the building, and that part is real. It's fast. About three days into deciding to try this I had a site built for a barbershop and I closed it for $150. Cash App, March 31st, 3:02 in the afternoon. Then I got on FaceTime with the owner and walked him through pushing it live himself, because he wanted to watch it happen.

Fastest first sale of anything I've ever tried.

Then nothing. Months of cold calling after that, and I never got a second one. I want to be careful how I say this, because the tool didn't fail. The tool worked. What stopped was me, every day, on a phone, with people who did not want to talk to me. That's the job. Building the site is the easy half, and the easy half is the half everybody sells you.

UGC, making content for brands

A brand pays you to make videos for them. You film their product in your real life, you hand over the files, they run it. Their name is on it, yours usually isn't.

You do not need an audience. I booked the first one with around 150 subscribers on YouTube and under 50 followers on Instagram. They're not buying your followers, they're buying footage.

The honest part is that it's a craft, and you will be bad at it first. My first application video was bad, I've watched it back. My first delivery on the second campaign got rejected outright, because I never said the brand's name out loud in the video. I fixed it that same morning. Two pickup lines, same shirt, same counter, back in her inbox before lunch, approved. That turnaround is now the strongest line in every pitch I send.

Nobody's quitting a job off $210.12. It's also the first money the internet has ever paid me, for a skill I was visibly bad at two months earlier, and I have the old tape. I wrote the whole path up free: the UGC Startup Guide, platforms, pitch, rejection and all.

Gig driving (Spark)

This one is the floor. It's not a business, it's not leverage, it's not changing my life. What it does is buy the time that everything else on this page needs, and that's the whole reason it's on here.

You're trading hours for money by definition. Every hour you drive is an hour, and the day you stop driving is the day the money stops. There's no version of it that compounds while you sleep.

But I'm not too good for it. I film half my content parked between orders, and I've recorded voiceover auditions in that same car, because the car is quieter than my house. So the floor pays for the climb, and I'll take it.

I'm not giving you a dollar figure here. Whatever I told you I make sparking would be a number about my week, in my city, in my car. It wouldn't be a number about you.

Voiceover

I sent my first paid voiceover audition this month. An agency prescreen for a corporate animation, five takes recorded in my car, mastered, sent August 14th.

Zero dollars.

It's on the map anyway, and I want to say why. Every side hustle list you've ever read is a list of the ones that worked. That's how you end up sitting there thinking you're the only person whose thing didn't hit. A quarter of my map is at zero right now, and I'm still submitting. That's what an honest map looks like.

What's not on the map

Unemployment isn't on here. It got paid to me, I didn't make it, and there's a difference. I'm not blurring it to make my number look better.

And then there's the whole list I've never run. Day trading, real estate, dropshipping, selling a course. Not because they don't work. Because I can't show you a receipt.

The total, honestly counted

I know exactly what that number looks like sitting under a video called 13 Businesses To Start This Month.

And I could have made it bigger. I could have left the fees off. I could have counted the $225 that hasn't cleared. I could have added up the gig money and let you assume it was more than it is. I've watched people do all three, and I've believed them before.

The small number is the point. It's small because it's real, and it's going up.

Not a guru

I'm not selling you this map. Everything I learn goes up free, right here, while I'm still in the middle of it, which is also the only time it's worth anything to you.

If one of these actually speaks to you, go do that one. If none of them do, don't force it. You'll quit in a month and you'll think it was the business.

When the next dollar lands I'll show you the receipt. When something flops I'll show you that too.

No course. No catch.